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  • (engines whistle)
  • James: Ah, what a wonderful day it is to be CGI I never looked this clean and shiny when I was a dirty, old, plastic toy Yep! This is the life Hey! Watch my paintwork! Wait. Do I even have paint? What am I even made of now?
  • Percy: Oh no, not again!
  • "DieselD199's TOMICA Thomas & Friends" (Percy smashes the logo)
  • Percy: That gag is getting so old
  • "Short 48: A Decade of Madness"
  • Percy: (whistles) Thomas! Wake up!
  • Thomas: Ahh! I didn't do it!
  • Percy: Didn't do what?
  • Thomas: Uh Nothing
  • Percy: Oh Well I came to tell you Sir Topham Hatt has been m-
  • Thomas: Wait, Percy! Don't say it!
  • Percy: Don't say what?
  • Thomas: The "M-Word" This is a family friendly show now, remember? You can't talk about such intense subjects so explicitly
  • Percy: Oh, right Well, I came to tell you that Sir Topham Hatt has been... Has been...Uhh, I don't know! I miss the days when we could just say whatever we wanted
  • Thomas: Yeah, those were the days DieselD199 is such a sell-out
  • NARRATOR/DIESELD199: I can hear you, you know,
  • Thomas: so you are still here? I've barely heard you speak since the switch to CGI
  • NARRATOR/DIESELD199: Yeah, well One of the benefits of CGI is the ability to tell a story more visually, instead of through narration
  • Percy: Story? What story? All we've seen so far is a couple of parodies, some MLP bashing, and a few one punchline videos
  • NARRATOR/DIESELD199: Don't forget the 360° videos Those were kind of cool, am I right?
  • Thomas: Sure. But even still, the CGI videos... They just don't have the charm of the toy ones
  • NARRATOR/DIESELD199: Ugh. Just don't You know I hate it when people use the word "charm" to justify their otherwise irrational preference for an inferior medium
  • Thomas: But it's true The toys had charm Just accept it
  • NARRATOR/DIESELD199: No
  • Thomas: Charm
  • NARRATOR/DIESELD199: Stop it
  • Thomas: Charm
  • NARRATOR/DIESELD199: Don't test me
  • Thomas: Charm
  • NARRATOR/DIESELD199: ENOUGH!
  • Thomas: (breaths in) Charm
  • NARRATOR/DIESELD199: That's it
  • (grey clouds come and lighting bolt scorches Thomas and the sky comes back to normal)
  • (Thomas rolls over)
  • Percy: Oh my gosh! You! You...Well you... Well you...Oh gosh diddly doodly dang it
  • Thomas: Ah-ha! I knew you try something like that! That wasn't the real me, it was just a clone
  • NARRATOR/DIESELD199: What
  • Thomas: Now! I think it's time that you stepped down from your position as the director of this show Lady, would you do the honors?
  • Lady: With pleasure
  • NARRATOR/DIESELD199: I don't remember modelling her face
  • (Lady rises up and her eyes blow out gold dust onto the air and the sun explodes)
  • DIESELD199:(screams) Oh! (groans) Oh no, I'm one of those Capsule Thomas mini-figs I can't even move my arms and legs now This is what I get for cheeping out on the human animation
  • Thomas: (clears throat)
  • DIESELD199: Huh?
  • (Lady, The Two Thomas' and Percy look at DieselD199 with anger)
  • DIESELD199: Uh-oh (screams) Please click on the video on your screen to watch more of my content! And don't forget to subscribe! I really want that Gold Play Button! (screams)